Get Roasted. Get Better.
Upload your startup website and our AI will brutally (and hilariously) critique it — like a top investor who's had enough coffee.
Example Output
This is what your roast looks like
AI Roasted: acme-startup.com
Roast Score: 4.2 / 10 🔥
✓ WHAT'S WORKING
→ Clear headline — at least we know what you sell (barely)
✗ WHAT'S NOT
→ Your pricing page looks like a hostage negotiation.
→ Users need a treasure map to find your CTA.
→ 17 buttons on your homepage. Are you selling software
or running an escape room?
💡 THE FIX
→ One CTA. One message. One chance. Use it.
10,000+
startups roasted
50,000+
times shared
4.8 / 5
from founders who survived
How It Works
Paste your URL
Drop in your website, landing page, or startup pitch
AI Roasts It
Our AI analyzes your copy, UX, and positioning in seconds
Share the Pain
Get a shareable roast card to post on LinkedIn, X, or Reddit
Pick Your Roast Level
Start free, go pro when you're ready to fix what the AI found.
Pro
$19
/month
billed monthly
- ✓ Unlimited roasts
- ✓ Detailed growth analysis
- ✓ Conversion suggestions
- ✓ Competitor comparison
- ✓ AI redesign ideas